Hari-Hari Jadi Makin Menjadi-Jadi Hari-Hari

HARI MENJADI DAYANG PIJAH

hidangan jamuan yang disediakan untuk jemputan

tindakan yang bijak menarik tudung sebelum meniup lilin, pengalaman! puluh tahun sudah idup, pernah tekana kali?

menunggu giliran kena panggil ke bilik guru basar

HARI KEBELIANGAN YANG MENJADI AWANG PARID

tiada perkataan yang lebih sempurna

baik jua dua batang lilin ganya

tepuk dada tanya stamina... teputung kah kek atu?

HARI JADI BRUNEI

jan alang-alang... ambil tarus anak duta zah!!

menyampati membuat assignment kan di antar besoknya

begambar dua buleh parid.. kan di kawin dua-dua... runding dalam tu.

ya~~ Allah~~ lanjuuuut~ kan lah uuusiiiaa~~~ ehh!! begambar rupanya

Triple Birthday Bash!!

Salam,

Pengumuman kepada semua jelama2 Brunei d UIA..There will be a Triple Birthday Bash Celebration being organized by Hjh Yati, Mizah and Farid.
Details are a follows:

Date: 1st march 2009
Time: 1.45pm-6pm( jan pulang datang kul 5)
Venue:Redbox Karaoke ( Basement 1, Plaza Low Yat off Jalan Bukit Bintang,)
Theme: Mana Saja (jangan saja be singlet n kain)

Ok,ada hint udah? bh siapa yang merasa suaranya lawa a2 jantah becakap lagi start isuk.lagunya semua lagu2 brunei ni..personally,im picking Manja2 piabong! Rock kali ah..just kidding
Neways, see all of you there!!

Hjh Yati's Surprise

Salam y'all!

di pagi yang indah ani baiktah tani mulakan dengan berita gembira (banarnya inda pulang ada berita sedih)manatau ada berita yang paling menggermbirakan,sekiranya tah elaun kuar awal kh apakah.so what's the story?

The girls celebrated Hjh Yati's Birthday yesterday tangah malam.inda kali payah d bagi details kali ah(lagipun nda jua ku tau details nya) tapi paham2 lah kamu surprise ani,ada lah urang tekajut tu..anyways,the girls were generous enuf to share the pics from the celebration.


Agains,BSU would lyk to wish Hjh Yati A Happy Belated Birthday and payah kan mncari urg yang sama birthdaynya masa Hari Kebangsaan ani,so imagine saja yg urang bearak d stadium tadi pagi atu is just for your birthday..Masa ani,kan menunggu gambar2 dari Birthday Surprise si farid lagi..mudahan tah ada.

Salam

Happy Birthday dll.

Tadaa!!!!


Tekajut kamu ada post baru ani? sabar ah..bawa btanang dulu,this is just a summary post.First and foremost apologies to everone for the "kesunyian" yang melanda blog ani sejak beberapa minggu yang lalu.yang paling penting,BSU would like to wish the birthday boy and birthday girl.Happy Birthday to Farid(21st February) & Hjh Yati(Today) sama...Selamat Hari Kebangsaan Brunei Darussalam!!!!!!

Yang iski kan mliat gambar perlawanan sengit BSU & SSU Futsal and updates on Adli,hold on tight coz its coming..as many of you know by now that BSU masa ani memang peminat no.3 paling setia.the Girls and the Guys both menduduki tempat ke 3 on the recent IRK sports Day and yang mbagi heran atu,especially to the guys futsal lah,kira asal sja masuk jantah blawan,bagi sja kami hamper untuk no.3 atu,nda jua payah kn ngalih2 ngluarkan paluh.Ani sampai ada tia jua urg tekajut pasal keepernya bteriak keburingan but overall,it was a great effort by everyone involved not only for the guys but also to the girls.

neways Congartulation to the girls netball team and also Guys futsal team for working hard trying their best.theres always next year to be champions at last.

more on the other things later and more..

Drumrollsss pleassse

Makluman pengetahuan awam, bis IRK akan mengadakan satu pertandingan futsal yang saya rasa satu cadangan yang sia-sia, pedah-pedah saja derang buat, alangkah bisai nya derang unjuk saja arah kitani piala atu… jimat masa. Hari Futsal anie akan di adakan di male sports complex ari minggu, pagi mula pukul 0700 sampai 1400. Diperduduk-silakan peminat-peminat, peliat-peliat, datin-dato-pehinan, jelama dari serba-serbi penyibukan untuk datang melumpat-lumpat kaki, tunjuk-tunjuk jari, sumpah-sumpah referee, gigit-gigit kursi. Kediaku bentangkan arah kedikamu, peserta-peserta… eh, sorri, salah taip, juara-juara yang akan menjuarai liga IRK untuk kali anie.

1. Awang Kat

2. Awang Majdey

3. Awang Qayyum

4. Awangku Hadi

5. Awang Kai

6. Awang Adlan

7. Awangku Hasib

8. Awang parid sebagai stamina tikus… baibun parid. Sebagai striker unggul aka ‘secret weapon’.

Goodluck sama all the best inda payah kali ah, sama jua manang, baik plang membawa minuman tu. Nama team kami untuk hari….

Bersambung…

Tanah Khazanah Mengajut

Segala puji untuk yang layak di puji, yang inda bagi luruh rambut tani masa periksa anie.

Makluman untuk sapa-sapa yang jarang belalu-lalang di lorong-lorong uni anie, ada berita yang cerah untuk jelama penduduk brunei. sempena brunei hari jadi anie ada UIA membuat satu biodata atau trivia atau apakah namanya. yatah masa ku melintas poster anie, ada jelama malaysia melintas jua, pastu ia cakap "bandar seri begawan?" kesian... ketara selalu tidor masa belajar sejarah atu. anie lah poster nya...



relak saja.. jan dulu belatupan batang idung kamu atu... tau kamu poster anie kedudukan nya sebalah apa...



apa sebenarnya kaitan nya nie derang taruh sebalah hos bomba anie... cuatah tani sama-sama pisi apa maksud tersirat nya..
*dari hos bomba keluar air, air yang turun dari langit namanya hujan, hujan kalau lama-lama jadi banjir!*
nah, kedapatan tia.. menyindir kah nie? walaupun kalah bula malaysia atu... macamanie rupanya derang belas dendam
cua mr.president, unjuki derang sekaping-dua keratas yang ada gambar sultan atu... bagi marak mata bisdia, tarus kena pindah kali poster anie dapan evoke.
p/s: untuk jelama kan melarikan diri dari orang barunai, jangan di aga evoke.



Nampak kah? Inda papa… inda pun inda papa.. ada beberapa fakta yang menarik saja arah gambar anie.

Climate : tropical, hot, humid, rainy.
(knapa tah mesti derang bagitau tropical sama humid atu ah… cukup tah saja hot atu bah, macam Malaysia anie ada winter saja tah pulang)

Population : 379,444
(anie inda papa, kurang labeh jua lurus salah nya. Sadikit banar jelama barunai atu ah, sapa yang inda tau macamana sadikit nya… kurang labeh 5 buting stadium old Trafford yang panuh)

% of Muslim population: 67% sama Religions: muslim 67%, Buddhist 13%, Christian 10%
(anie lagi sebuting yang inda puas hati rasanya, liat-liat, rupanya dari mana dapatnya nah, wikipedia! Ketara malas mengkaji atu bah)

Ethnic groups: malay 67%, Chinese 15%, indigenous 6%
(indigenous 6%?? Sapa lagi yang merompak brunei anie, malay 67% atu kali)

Languages : malay, English, Chinese
(ada sapa-sapa yang kurapak china kah? Inda ku ingat ada berita china di RTB atu, 'Ni Hau at 12' kali. Prasan ku perkataan china yang urang brunei tau anie, china sama pakau, biasanya penggunaan anie kena tamukan apabila kementalan diri melanda)


Indabah, bagus jua ada poster tani sana atu, tapi mau nya ada derang tambah sebuting saja butir sana atu.
People : Not all are rich! So stop asking us for bloody money!

Valentine's Day

hello everyone!

Sorry for the lack of posts. its partly due to the mid-term season and also due to assignments menimbun.anyways,sementara mununggu ilham baru datang lapas mid-term,here's something for you.

As we go through the month of February, we all know that the 14th February is recognized by people as St.Valentines Day.firstly,here's something about the name.

Saint Valentine is a name which is given to two of the ancient "martyrs" of the Christian Church. It was said that there were two of them, or that there was only one, who died in Rome as the result of the persecution of the Gothic leader Claudius, c. 296 CE. In 350 CE, a church was built in Rome on the site of the place where he died, to perpetuate his memory.

When the Romans embraced Christianity, they continued to celebrate the Feast of Love mentioned above, but they changed it from the pagan concept of "spiritual love" to another concept known as the "martyrs of love", represented by Saint Valentine who had advocated love and peace, for which cause he was martyred, according to their claims. It was also called the Feast of Lovers, and Saint Valentine was considered to be the patron saint of lovers.

One of their false beliefs connected with this festival was that the names of girls who had reached marriageable age would be written on small rolls of paper and placed in a dish on a table. Then the young men who wanted to get married would be called, and each of them would pick a piece of paper. He would put himself at the service of the girl whose name he had drawn for one year, so that they could find out about one another. Then they would get married, or they would repeat the same process again on the day of the festival in the following year.

The Christian clergy reacted against this tradition, which they considered to have a corrupting influence on the morals of young men and women. It was abolished in Italy, where it had been well-known, then it was revived in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, when in some western countries there appeared shops which sold small books called “Valentine’s books”, which contained love poems, from which the one who wanted to send a greeting to his sweetheart could choose. They also contained suggestions for writing love letters.

As regards the Islamic stance on this festival, Dr. Su`ad Ibrahim Salih, professor of Islamic Jurisprudence (Fiqh) at Al-Azhar University, states the following:

Indeed, Islam is the religion of altruism, true love, and cooperation on that which is good and righteous. We implore Allah Almighty to gather us together under the umbrella of His All-encompassing Mercy, and to unite us together as one man. Allah Almighty says:
(The believers are naught else than brothers. Therefore make peace between your brethren and observe your duty to Allah that haply ye may obtain mercy.) (Al-Hujurat 49: 10)

Focusing more on the question in point, I can say that there are forms of expressing love that are religiously acceptable, while there are others that are not religiously acceptable. Among the forms of love that are religiously acceptable are those that include the love for Prophets and Messengers. It stands to reason that the love for Allah, and His Messenger Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him) should have the top priority over all other forms of love.

Islam does recognize happy occasions that bring people closer to one another, and add spice to their lives. However, Islam goes against blindly imitating the West regarding a special occasion such as Valentine’s Day. Hence, commemorating that special day known as the Valentine’s Day is an innovation or bid`ah that has no religious backing. Every innovation of that kind is rejected, as far as Islam is concerned. Islam requires all Muslims to love one another all over the whole year, and reducing the whole year to a single day is totally rejected.

Hence, we Muslims ought not to follow in the footsteps of such innovations and superstitions that are common in what is known as the Valentine’s Day. No doubt that there are many irreligious practices that occur on that day, and those practices are capable of dissuading people from the true meanings of love and altruism to the extent that the celebration is reduced to a moral decline.

Source: Islamonline.net

Difference between men and women Remix

Segala puji untuk yang layak di puji, yang bagi chan tani benapas sampai hari anie.

Makin ramai sudah post-post pasal jantan sama betina… pasal janggut sama lipstik anie. pesyen memajal tia jua tu, inda apa, tekaduhung sudah anie, ijin kan abis kaula menyumbat sekupas-dua jua, manatau kalok lurus, macam guru benanang niniku berucap “alang-alang basah kuku biar sampai lacah tubuh” nah sekaping lagi tapi campur sadikit garam sama manisan, apakah rasanya tu.

1. Bila bini-bini be-kaka sama bini-bini yang tua dari ia, atu tanda hormat, rapat, sama inda ‘labeh ajar’. Bila laki-laki be-abang sama laki-laki yang tua dari ia, gerenti sama ada ia main-main, atau… ia main-main, atau… ia main-main. Kalau sarias, antara atu abang nya banar, kalau inda, baiktah lucik-lucik batis nya atu, suruh menyepak bula, kalau di tampar nya tah pulang bula, baik tah rekrut untuk netball.

2. Untuk ilmu bini-bini, kadai bula al-ikhsan yang betumpuk-tumpuk di tanah anie, yatah BB, yatah One Utama, yatah Klcc laki-laki sudah tu, 3 dalam 1. Untuk ilmu laki-laki, kalau alum besapu lantai-lantai mall-mall di Malaysia anie, alum tah tanang pikiran bini-bini tu. Untuk yang kan kawin dalam masa dua masa anie, baiktah belusir 10 raun padang UIA atu, kalau inda tekarih, baiktah pikir 11 kali lagi kan kawin.

3. Laki-laki sama bini-bini inda akan masuk satu masa pun, bila cakap pasal bula, sampai bila-bila, sampai lapas mati, lapas hari kiamat, lapas atu lagi (adang tah kaliah). Tapi kalau tah perahu tesasul, macanie lah keadaan nya:
Laki2 : lawa gol Ronaldo di malam atu, cantik header nya atu eh, payah gol catu atu.
Bini2 nyampuk: hensem kali ah ronaldo ah, yatah laki2 impian ku tu.
Laki2 : -inda melayan-
Laki2 : sapa jua memasing tu, rooney jua, kalau nada ia, nada cRonaldo atu gol.
Bini2 nyampuk: rooney inda ku suka eh, inda hensem, inda kiut macam ronaldo.

4. Jangan kacau laki-laki bila datang bula, jangan kacau bini-bini bila datang bulan.

5. Kaedah cerita laki-laki: apa, bila, di mana, kenapa, macamana.
Kaedah cerita bini-bini: nada kaedah, semua masuk, kalau cerita pasal periksa, mun ada samut melintas atas meja atu, eyhh! Masuk tia jua tu.

6. Kawan derang terabah.
Reaksi bini-bini: aiii~ kesian jua, cua tulung deh, bangkak jua nie, baiktah antat ke hospitarr.
Reaksi laki-laki: hahahahahahahahaahahahahah……… baru ko tau, kambang ko lagi.

7. Meliat cerita hantu, mengajut hantu timbul.
Reaksi bini-bini: blooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. waaaa….. hooooga boooooga….. (bini2 urang hutan bah)
Reaksi laki-laki: koff…. Koff… padahal lacah sudah seluar atu.

8. Bila bini-bini minta lanja Ia akan cakap: lapar ku eh
Bila laki-laki kan makan ia akan cakap: blanja ku eh

9. 5 minit saja masa untuk laki-laki besiap-siap, bebaju, besedia. Bini-bini, 15 minit atu baru setampik mata tu.

10. Laki-laki liat luar saja/dulu baru tah liat dalam, tapi bagi bini-bini hati paling penting. “hati penting kaliaa~ … sipuntah lubang idung nya 3” rista satu jelama. Pasal atu kali ramai bini-bini lawa benampakan sama laki-laki yang inda seberapa (bukan plang inda seberapa tu).

Macam ustass niniku selalu bepadah “tani semua serupa di mata yang Maha Melihat”

Continuation of Differences between men and women

WOMEN LOVE TO TALK

When women sit together to watch a movie on TV, they usually talk simultaneously anout variety of subjects, including children, men, careers, and waht's happening in their lives. When groups of men and women watch a movie together, the men usually end up telling the women to shut up. Men can either talk or watch the screen - they can't do both - and they don't understand that women can. Besides, women consider that the point of all getting together is to have a good time and develop relationships - not just sit there like couch potatoes staring at the screen.

During the ad breaks, a man often asks a woman to explain the storyline and tell him where the relationship between the characters is going. He is unable, unlike women, to read the subtle body language signals that reveal how the characters are feeling emotionally. since women originally spent their days with the other women and childen in the group, they developed the ability to communicate successfully in order to maintain relationships. For a woman, speech continues to have such a clear purpose: to build relationships and make friends. For men, to talk is to relate the facts.

Men see the telephone as a communication tool for relaying facts and information to other people, but a woman sees it as a meaning of bonding. A woman can spend two weeks on vacation with her girlfriend and, when she returns home, telephone the same girlfriend and talk for another two hours.

There is no convincing evidence that social conditioning, the fact that girls' mothers talked to them more, is the reason why girls talk more than boys. Psychiatrist Dr Michael Lewis, author of Social Behaviour and Language Acquisition, conducted experiments that found mothers talked to, and looked at, baby girls more often than baby boys.

By:Mariam

MEN TALK SILENTLY TO THEMSELVES

Men evolves as warriors, protectors and problem solvers. Their brain bias and social conditioning prevent them from showing fear or uncertainty. This is why, when a man is asked to solve a problem, he will often say, "Can you leave it to me?" or "I'll think it over" and that is exactly what he does - he thinks it over silently, with an expressionless face. Only when he has the answer will he speak or look animated to show he is ready to communicate the solution. Men talk mainly inside their heads because they don't have the verbal capibility that women have to us words externally for communication. When a man is sitting staring out of a window, a brain scan shows that he is having a conversation with himslef - inside his head. When a women sees a man doing this, she assumes that he's something to do. A man will often become angry when interrupted. As we know, he can't do more than one thing at once.

Happy Birthday!!!!

Salam Everyone!

first of all, Happy Birthday!!!!

BSU would like to wish happy birthday to our birthday girl, Norhafizah Hj Zakir@pijah..semoga dipanjangkan umur,dimurahkan rezeki n success always. speaking of birthdays, bulan februari ani banyak jua urg birthday.Yang kami tau,including hari ani, ada 4 people who will be celebrating their birthdays this month and most importantly is Hari Kebangsaan Brunei,Yay!

urg2 lama d UIA msti tau about sambutan hari kebangsaan High comm which students UIA (kadang2) kana invite..its either k rumah Duta Brunei ataupn celebrate makan d hotel..yummm! So be alert and kalau ada kak kiah(ada ia lakat kh?) mnelipun, angkat lakas2.

oh and another thing,siapa2 yang melintas dapan ISO liat2kn klw ada "bunting" national day brunei kana gantung ampir ISO ah..biasanya ada plg tu nanti so kalau ada dh spread it out lh.

p/s: sadar kamu blog BSU ani sampai udah 1000+ hits in one month?! Congrats and keep it going guys!

Salam.

BSU vs Singapore Netball friendly

Salam everyone!

hoping that all of u are having a relaxing weekend.sorry for the late posting but as all of you have known,team Netball tani had a match last friday with Singapore.Of course ,the netball team won with a score of 4-1(lurus kh?)

anyways,ramai yang dh menagih gambar2 masa match a2 so here are some of them,as usual,kalau kn minta all of the gambar2 n also yg masa Ulu Yam,bagi saja pendrive..k