We hope that everyone is enjoying their weekends and relaxing before menyambung stress keesokan harinya..here at BSUIAM we are going to say...Saengil chuka hamnida~today is yet another special day in the month of Hari Kebangsaan Brunei Darussalam that we also celebrate the last birthday of the month,and the special honor goes to Nurul Hamizah.we are very lucky to have three members who also share the month with our national day and with that,BSU would like to wish Nurul Hamizah a very happy birthday,may this year brings both success and happiness in your life.We wish you semoga panjang umur,dimurahkan rezeki,and sentiasa diberkati and dirahmati Allah..amin
anyways,we hope the weekend bring much more time for Mizah to celebrate her special day and to enjoy being a year older.lastly,we hope that everyone has a great weekend and much rest before Monday blues hits you..
Allah help us all… coz we in trouble times ya’ll…….. we really are
Ever wondered what would happen if someone sneezed, coughed, burped and farted all at the same time? Surely a sight to see. Maybe not for the squeamish.
Is it true that true things are funny? Or rather… funny things are true. Why is it that when people say…
‘its funny when... (put here whatever it is that’s funnily true)’…
its not even the slightest bit humorous?
For e.g.… its funny that Brunei was once a British colony… but they end up supporting England during World Cup.
Yes.. it IS funny. Can I get a double ha?
Anyway..back to the main event. Hadrah rolls please…..
Bruneians are innately brought up with an ingrained teaching that the ability of mastering the English language is really a gift to be unconditionally proud upon. Don’t need to be nor know nothing else… just conquer the English language… you’re ready to go out and be somebody.
We have been so accustomly blind to respect the so called greatest language… the worldwide tongue, that it has to be some lunatic for a guy to be questioning its brilliancy.
Well im questioning it! In your face, English!
They say (whoever they are)… English is a cool lingo. Its cool to speak English. If you’re homeless and u speak fluent eloquent English…. You’re definitely NOT cool.
Try eating those English words… see if that fills your belly.
English teachers keeps pointing out the 10 most common errors that Malay people make…. The 7 most grammatical mistakes… the 5 most popular faults in a composition.
Im sick…. and tired…… and sick….. and tired… and… Did I say sick?
SICK!!
Sick and tired of English people patronizing and belittling us of how we’re supposedly and intentionally vandalizing they’re precious and holy language.
So… allow me… to present to u… the 10 most common mistakes English people make when speaking malay/ brunei (ada kah tu?... ada2 kan saja tia)
1.What he wants to say: Good day sir.. whats your name? how old are you by the way? What he ended up saying: Bagus hari tuan… siapa nama kita? macamana tua mu siring jalan?
2. What he wants to say: Ok son! Go out there on the field… keep your chin up, play your football… break a leg son.. don’t sweat it… you’ll definitely win.
What he ended up saying: Baik nak! Aga ko keluar padang atu… naikkan dagu mu, main bula mu… patahkan kaki.. jantah bepaluh… manang ko tu.
3. What he wants to say: Jesus Christ! What the hell are you doing in my room? What he ended up saying: isa! Neraka apa ko buat dalam bilik ku anie?
4. What he wants to say : I went to KFC last night, and they were right! Finger lickin good! What he ended up saying: aku ke KFC di malam, Lurus nya derang atu! isap jari nyaman!
5. What he wants to say: Examination will be a piece of cake if you just lend your ear to the teacher when he’s talking. What he ended up saying : periksa atu jadi sekarat kek saja kalau ko pinjam kan telinga mu arah cigu kalau ia becakap.
6. What he wants to say: she is truly the apple of my eye. What he ended up saying: banartah kedia atu epal mata ku.
7. What he wants to say: ya’ll know him to be the best singer there is… sold out concerts everywhere… everytime he touches the mic.. the fans are definitely blown away worldwide.. put your hands up… for Babyface!
What he ended up saying: semua sudah tahu kedia anie penyanyi terbaik…. kena jual keluar konsert di mana-mana…. Setiap kali ia migang mikrofon… tiup nya keluar peminat satu dunia.. angkat tia tangan atu.. untuk muka bayi!
8. What he wants to say: make some noiiiiiiise!!! What he ended up saying: buat bunyi-bunyiaaaaaaannnnnn!!!
9.What he wants to say: I don’t know.. just out of the blue he invited me to watch the Barbershop 2. What he ended up saying : nda ku tau.. keluar dari biru.. bawa nya tia ku meliat kadai gunting kedua.
10.What he wants to say: Good night.. sleep tight… sweet dreams and peace out! What he ended up saying: Malam bagus… tidur katat… manis mimpi…. sejahtera keluar!
Adalah dikisahkan, ada terdapat sahabat kitani ani mesti ngambil bahasa Melayu Nusantara 2 LM1021 sebagai salah satu subjek final semnya pada semester 3 ani.. kalau nda akan menjadi masaalah besar di kemudian hari..
Akan tetapi dalam mencapai yang apa yang dihasratkan atu ada timbul permasalahan dalam peregisterian masatu, lalu selajurlah dibawa bejumpa permasalahan ani sama Dekan Bahasa melayu deparment d CELPAD dan dukacita kana maklumkan bahawa bermula sem 3 ani tidak lgi akan dibuka subjek Bahasa Melayu Nusantara 2, dengan alasan mengambil pengajaran pada Semester-semester lapas bahawa tidak ramai yg mengambilnya, jadi abis diorang tutuplah..
Setelah dibawa berbincang, akhir nya mendapat kata sepakatlah diantara dua pihak; yg mana Subjek tersebut boleh dibuka dengan syarat;
- Terdapat paling kurang 10 org student yg kn ngambilnya. (Pengesahan secara bertulis nama, nombor matrik, tanda tangan)
Jadi secara ringkasnya sahabat tani ani mesti mencari paling kurang 10 orang pelajar yg berkeinginan kan mengambil subjek Bahasa Melayu Nusantara 2 atu sebagai salah satu subjek pada semester 3 ani supaya dapat Subjek tersebut dapat Dbuka semula...
Akhir kata barang sesiapa yang ingin membantu dan meringankn bebanan baliau dan yang ingin mendapat tahu dengan lebih lanjut tentang perkara ani sila hubungi Awg Yamin (a.k.a Scholes Bsu) di talian (0162836279/kenjiqun@hotmail.com) dengan seberapa segera..
Segala perhatian, bantuan dan kerjasama yang dihulurkan adalah terlebih dahulu Terima kasih diucapkan...
"وتعاونوا على البر والتقوى ولا تعاونوا على الإثم والعدوان والتقوا الله إن الله شديد العقاب.."
Al-Ma'idah:2
Yg kira2 bermaksud:
"...Hendaklah kamu bertolong-tolongan didalam membuat kebajikan dan bertaqwa, dan janganlah bertolong-tolongan pada melakukan dosa (maksiat) dan pencerobohan dan bertaqwalah kepada Allah, kerana sesungguhnya Allah Maha Berat azab seksaNya (bagi sesiapa yang melanggar perintahNya)
Attention to all BSU members, as we all have known,this coming friday is the celebration of our beloved Prophet's birth,in conjuction to this,BSU are goingto organize a gathering which will be held on:
Date:26th February 2010/ 12 Rabi'ulawal 1431H Time:6pm onwards Location:A-7-2 PV3,Platinum Hill Condo, No.3 Jln Melati Utama 3 Taman Melati Utama Setapak Kuala Lumpur
Among others,we will be performing Maghrib prayer berjemaah followed by Tazkirah and followed on by Isya Prayer and concluded with Dinner.We trulyhope that all BSU members could attend this honorable gathering and hopefully it will be truly a momentous occasion.
P.S: To those members who have not paid the BSU fee for this semester,please bring along your payment to the event itself.thank you
As we all have known dri sejak tni small lgi, we celebrate our National Day every 23rd february and today is again that very special day,tpi yang boringnya tani ani na prnh kana bagi leave kalau smua urg brunei siuk2 brehat d rumah,tani yg d sini ani just menahan mata datang klas,tapi bukan atu saja..On this very special day for our beloved country,we are also not forgetting our member who is also celebrating her birthday today..and the person is(drum rolls.) Hjh Nurhayati!! we wish her a very happy birthday and a very enjoyable birthday and semoga panjang umur,murah rezeki and sentiasa dirahmati Allah.We wish all the best for her and success in life.
we are honored to have Anak Kebangsaan(actually nda brapa tau termnya lurus kh inda) with us here in BSU and we truly hope Hjh Yati will continue to have a lot of success in her life.Amin
We wish every BSU Member Happy 26th National Day and also hope that each and every one of you can represent Brunei Darussalam in the best possible manner.Lastly we here at BSU would like to declare..
NEGARAKU BRUNEI DARUSSALAMThe logo for this year's National Day
somehow we knew that we would reach a year into this blog and thanks to the support from all the authors,alhamdulillah,its going well..Yesterday was a special day for one of our members..Mohd Farid.He is very well known in BSU and we are sure tat everybody knows who he is.Being nicknamed the "President of Celpad",he celebrates his birthday yesterday which was the 21st of February 2010..a year older, a year wiser they always say,so we truly wish that farid will enjoy being 21 and hopefully this year will bring nothing but success for him,BSU would like to wish him a very Happy Birthday and we hope that you enjoyed your birthday today among friends but sadly away from your family..but thats what they call a noble sacrifice.
the only question remains is that,will there be a treat for BSU from farid?lets wait and see( kastah tani pajal ia rmai2 spaya ia mmblanja..banjiri fbnya dgn comment tni ah..)neways,to farid,with this new book we hope that you will make a thousand more adventures and improvements..amin
Farid,ani jadikan pedoman ah..jgn lgi be ulah,Happy Birthday buddy...
A Fierce friendly football match between Bsuiam male against Thailand society. The match was held at rugby football field at 9 am this morning.
The players; Yassir as the goal keeper, the defenders line lead by Kat, majdey, yakob and invited player Pong from Laos, the midfields led by Ak. norhadi, Kai, Qayyum, Yamin, Mas, the strikers line led by Ak. norhasib, Adlan, Farid (the birthday boy!!).
The first goal was scored by the opponent team where the loose ball was striked passed through the goal keeper's hand.
Tempts by tempts. Shots by shots, slides by slides thrown all over the game, we stand firm.
The weather was Savagely hot, not even a single clump of cloud seen in the sky above and and the weather was not very friendly to both team.
The second goal was succeeded after a long pass from right corner and headed into bottom left corner Bsuiam's net by the opponent team 15 minutes after the second half was started.
However the Bsuiam Team was a thick headed team whom has never known how to give up, we fight till the last breath, Through the unstoppable efforts and continuous struggles in defeat and heat both weather and situations, the luck began to change side, the wind blown from the other ends.
An incredible goal strikes from the midfield bounce from the ground which makes the opponent goal keeper drown and minutes after that a terrific dribble past three players which in result a goal from the right side of the opponent post both by Ak. Norhadi.
Stunned by the come back play by Bsuiam, In desperate The opponent team started to play psychology plays, where they started to make chaotic scenes and try to pick a fight with the Bsuiam team, However with the concentration and coolness (really!?) comes from the whole team, they failed to distract the team, their plan however backfired back to their own team, which costs them chaos with their defence line and in the midfield.
The match ended with a draw 2-2 result. A great come back by the Bsuiam team. The match consists of controversy, brute force, injuries and madness I tell ya! That's football and that's fun.
Well done guys, well done. A full throttle till the end.
Allah saja yang maha sempurna, jelama semua cacat belaka
Seperti yang terpalak di tajuk, yatah sudah tu. Yang banarnya post anie belambak kiri…. belambak kanan sudah, macam boring ada jua pasal betempiaran sudah dimana-mana. Kalau balik-balik atu bari kan mengindik jua rasanya. Tapi tekana hari kebangsaan anie, semua yang berulang-ulang…. Di maafin.
Kalau perayaan dapat balik-balik, garai sama berarak dapat balik-balik, urang naik pangkat balik-balik (batah jua ku kan jadi pehin anie), apa salahnya post pasal anie… tani balik…… balik kan.
Balik punya balik, banyak lagi banarnya cara macamana kan kenal urang brunei anie, tapi atas sebab-sebab menunjukkan cara tersebut buleh mendatangkan tapak kaki jelama arah muka ku yang hensem…. anie tah saja yang kami paparkan, malas ku dulu kan mencium bau batis urang.
Boleh kah tani mulakan ianya?
1. Bila perkataan berikut sentiasa di ambang mulut anda…. ai ke jiwa... SERIOUS!?... SERIOUS DEHH!... SERIOUSNESS?... CHAWIE!!... mun paham bisai... YO!... whats up atau apa ada YOI!... ahakz... dan kaedah-kaedah ketawa yang sebaris dengan nya, manis/manith... dan yang paling nda ku paham, RANDOMNESS!.
Pemakaian sebahagian perkataan tersebut di blog:
“woke up late tadi, mun paham bisai alarm ah
Kejiwa ku meliat cerita korea di malam atuu, buleeeh!
Siokk yooooo, hensemmm lagi pelakon nya…. asteee
-randomness… ahakz
xoxo”
nda batah semua di randomizisation-kan nie.
2. Apabila anda memanggil kaling mesen rumput 'kaling' dan kaling di gill sport di panggil 'BOSS'.
“boss, buleh laaaa… kurang sikit wahh apakan nie, aku slalu jua datang sini sudah, $50 buleh?”
Dan alasan yang selalu di gunakan untuk menawar kaling : “kadai sebalah menjual $40 jua ko ngapa $50 anie”
Update baru: sadang-sadang menawar anie, kaling masa nie, jan tah kan di sayur, pintar2 sudah derang atu.
3. Ketika anda ingin belayar e.g Malaysia, singapura, uk… anda membawa dua buah beg, tetapi balik mengangkut empat buah beg, termasuk apabila menunaikan ibadat umrah. Apabila ditanya tentang pembawaan beg yang banyak… anda menjawap “oleh2 untuk dangsanak bah, kesian jua derang membagi usin inda di balikan barang”.
urang yang membagi usin atu minta balikan nendah rupanya, LOL!…
4. Anda hadir jemputan e.g kawin… semata-mata kerana takut kalau inda di aga urang melagau panggilan atu, nada urang kan datang jika tiba giliran anda membuat majlis.
Ikhlas ya'll.. semuanya tentang ikhlas
5. Hanya mengambil masa selama 24jam sahaja untuk satu trend merebak ke seluruh brunei seperti skooter (batahhh antap sudah nie), motosikal, dan yang paling terkini…. CAMERA.
Satu brunei sudah layak jadi paparazzi, kalau kan kawin, jantah jauh2 ngunjar tukang gambar, suruh saja jiran sebalah.
6. Anda membali nendah di semua tempat kecuali brunei.
Membali tissue pun kemiri!! haha, nadawah.
7. semasa hari raya… urang tetuha brunei selalu bibiran arah setiap tetamu yang membawa anak…“ehhh… mikin basar sudah anak-anak mu anie”. padahal sama jua maseh.
8. anda sentiasa upload gambar-gambar arah facebook seperti gambar tangan beramai, gambar kasut beramai, gambar galang beramai, gambar meluncat ramai-ramai di pantai.
ertinya? Inda ku tau apa ertinya.
9. bangun tidor.. facebook, kan tidor… facebook, pagi patang siang malam… f a c e b o o k.
10. anda sentiasa melihat astro. Tv brunei hanya akan di buka apabila anda telah hadir majlis yang bertahap Negara, dan anda ingin melihat muka anda selama 5 saat dalam berita.
11. anda percaya atau ragu-ragu.. ertinya sadikit lagi kan pecaya tentang forward email, lalu anda menguar-uarkan tentang berita bahawa qiamat akan jatuh pada tahun 2012... antah syekh mana lagi mimpi atu, baiktah menanya ia bila ku naik pehin.
Temasuk jua email yang mengandungi amaran
“send this to 10 person or something horrible will befall you in seven days”
Lalu anda pun mengantar kepada 10 urang yang andang sudah “alim”.
12. rumah anda adalah mameh, the mall, chill, coffeezone, qlap mall, sugar & spice dan rumah sebenar anda hanyalah tempat merehatkan mata atau lebih dikenali sebagai tempat transit.
13. apabila anda ingin membuat sebarang permohonan yang berkaitan dengan urusan kerajaan… anda selalu mencari “urang dalam”.
14. anda melaung-laungkan speaker kereta anda pastu melintas perlahan-lahan di tempat-tempat awam, dengan sangkaan bahawa perbuataan tersebut adalah…. Rugged. padahal inda.
15. apabila anda di jalan raya… anda dapati bahawa sebuah kereta “menyurung” atau menuntun anda dari belakang… anda senghaja perlahankan kereta, dan apabila kereta tersebut di tengah memotong... anda menuleh ke arah pemandu kereta itu, ia pun menuleh anda, lalu ia pun pacut laju.
mungkin kebenaran ciri-ciri anie buleh di persoalkan, tapi tujuan kami hanya bersuka semata.
kalau bahasa yang inda betapis nya… jan tah telampau kritikal anie, trajang karang! hehe
akhir kata… saya tinggalkan anda dengan sekarat lagu kebangsaan… (berdiri jangan inda)
a one…
a two…
a one.. a two.. a three..
neegaraaaakuuu~~~… tanah tumpahnya da~~rahku~~~~…...... opppssss!
The last birthday gal of the National Month
