"A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes
are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and
calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is
dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says:
“Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There
is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on
the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
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